Quotes from the Show

Now choosing a head shot is a very delicate business… it has to look enough like you currently so that the casting person or the producer doesn’t go ... Huh? At the same time it also has to look maybe a little better than you do currently, so that you can get the audition in the first place.

So the doctor gives me a hand mirror, stands behind me and proceeds to point out all the flaws on my face. I didn’t know this before but evidently my eyebrows are not even… BUT luckily there is a procedure that can correct that….

Now let me get something straight here ... When your child dies… life does not go on… like they keep telling you it will… Life as you knew it does not go on… that life is over…. In it’s place, you get a NEW life… A life your child is not in. A life you do not want.

Paul McCartney became single…. And I thought… Now, there is a guy!! That would certainly be a new life…. He’s an artistic person… in show business...like me. Liberal…like me. Had a very successful long term relationship… not like me. Rich… also not like me. … and he’s cute… he’s the “cute Beatle”… right?

In this day and age, like it or not, we can ask guys out and actually pay for dinner. We are more equal on the playing field… at least in theory. We can both play the game of love and win or loose. SO…dating has become like a tennis match.

After everyone gets beat up enough from looking for a relationship. After they have exhausted all the resources… friends of friends, the office, the athletic club, the hiking group…. Just when there is no where else to go…. Don’t you think it is funny …don’t you think it is interesting in this tennis game of love … They turn to something called MATCH.com …..

Over the last several years I have studied, practiced, workshoped, pilgrimaged lots of different spiritual paths. And I can honestly say it has helped me… probably saved my life. But sometimes… when I am in some very woo woo situations I just look around the room and say to myself...

...this is really silly.